pearls of wisdom.

we had the w network + cosmo tv people come by the agency, and of course, like any good supplier, they came bearing gifts. lipstick shaped pens, colourful notebooks, cds....and chippendales-style calendars. the calendar itself was hilarious to begin with...but it got even better when i realized there were sexy "cosmo tips" on the back of some of them. being the sharing person that i am, i thought i'd post them here. and i want to know if any of you try them! ;)

• need to rev up your sex life? this weekend, lounge around wearing nothing but your sexiest underwear, and see how long he's able to resist you.
• a sports bar is a good place to pick up prospects. not just because guys are there but because the competitive environment causes fans' testosterone levels to rise.
• if a man's ring finger is longer than his index finger, it means he got a big dose of testosterone before birth. as a result, he will have a higher sex drive.
• the tantalizing touch: try this simple trick to generate serious sparks with a new guy. when you get to the funny part of whatever story you're telling him, look him in the eye and casually touch his arm. this little bit of body contact will seem natural enough, but it will totally pique his interest.
• flash him. when he least expects it, give a guy a peek. it'll keep him on his toes, make him laugh, and of course, turn him on like crazy. (yes, it actually says 'turn him on like crazy')
• tired of panting and whispers? dare your man to have silent sex. keeping things silent heightens your awareness of each other.

these totally make my life.

who comes up with them? am thinking of starting my own ridiculous 'tip' section.