come sail away.

three reasons to not dress up as drunken sailors for halloween (these all come in the form of pickup lines that were as consistent as they were lame):

1. i'll be the captain of your ship
2. so...where are we sailing to?
3. i can put the wind in your sails.

it was actually pretty hilar.

perhaps, if any of you find yourselves feeling lonely next halloween, i can lend you my costume :)